WHO MADE
IT BIGGER.
Every name here belongs to a real person who really paid. No fake names. No made-up messages. Low numbers go to whoever shows up first.
CLAIMYOUR NAME.First name on the wall. Forever.
AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE BLUE DEPARTMENT
THIS IS
PERSONAL.
We demand the right to be equally useless, in blue.TOTALLY
UNOFFICIAL ↗
IT DOES NOTHING.
YOU STILL GET STUFF.
Every dollar makes Blue one pixel bigger for everyone on the internet. Blue only grows. It never shrinks or resets.
Add a name and a short message. It goes up on the public Wall of Questionable Judgment. Or stay anonymous; that's up to you.
You get contributor #001, #002 and so on, plus a card to share. Low numbers are the flex. Early is everything.
WHY
WOULD
ANYONE?
- Because Red shouldn't win by default. Somebody has to stand up for Blue. Today, that somebody is you.
- Because it only goes up. Every pixel stays forever, so getting in early is the whole flex.
- Because it's a dollar. You've spent more on worse. At least this one's on the internet forever.
- Because "I helped make Blue bigger" is a great sentence. Say it out loud. See?
Is this a scam?
No. You pay, Blue grows by exactly that many pixels, and your name goes on the wall. That is the entire product. We told you it does nothing.
Is this a donation or a charity?
No. It's a novelty internet experiment. You're buying pixels on a very silly button, not supporting a cause.
Refunds?
All sales are final. It’s a pixel on a button that does nothing, and you knew that going in.
Need help with a purchase?
Email wattsupmobile@gmail.com with your contributor number. We’ll get back to you.
HOW BIG
CAN BLUE
GET?
Blue has grown 0 pixels so far. Next stop: technically existing.
- 10 PXTechnically exists
- 100 PXBigger than a thumbnail
- 500 PXWider than your phone
- 1,000 PXRed starts to worry
- 10,000 PXBigger than any screen you own
- 100,000 PXRed concedes (it won't)
MAKE A
FREE
CARD.
Make a free Blue Believer card and send it to the friend who needs to see this. Paying contributors get a numbered card instead.
FREE BELIEVER CARD
BLUE WON'T
PRESS
ITSELF.
Blue has been pressed a lot of times. Go make it one more. Red is watching.
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